Once Upon a Tom

      Once upon a Tom in a far away land called WeHo, better known as West Hollywood, lived a lazy commoner by the name of Tom Schwartz. He lived merrily with his fair lady, Katie Maloney, in their small apartment near many of their friends. Everyone in this friend group worked at a local cavern named SUR Restaurant and Bar, short for Sexy Unique Restaurant Restaurant and  Bar, owned by the queen of WeHo, Lisa Vanderpump. Except for Tom Schwartz. Because like I said, he is a lazy commoner.       Before this joyous life of Tom's began in WeHo, let's go back and talk about how this all came to be. Before moving to California, Tom Schwartz graduated from Florida State University. But he decided the right path for him would be to pursue a modeling career and moved out west. While searching for a place to live, he stumbled upon two village idiots by the names of Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor. They all had so much in common from their occupational goals t...